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English Joke: Three women are about to be executed

Posted by Junichi Kawagoe on 27.2010 英語のジョーク English Jokes   0 comments   0 trackback
Three women are about to be executed

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if
she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready... Aim..."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and
looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner
shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is
startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has
any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready... Aim..."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

                  (サイト『Basic Jokes』より出典)
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