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Brain Transplant

Posted by Junichi Kawagoe on 26.2010 英語のジョーク English Jokes   0 comments   0 trackback
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「中古品の価格づけ」(Brain Transplant)

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid
I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried
faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a
brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and
you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a
great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain
cost?"

The Doctor quickly responded, "$25,000 for a male brain, and $3,000
for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down
the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

                  (サイト『Basic Jokes』より出典)



移植される脳を「中古品」と考えれば、普段からフルに使用されているもの
は、確かに価値が下がります。

その点、男性の脳は年を取っていたとしても、女性と比べれば、箱から
出しただけの「新古品」ですから、価値が高い。
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